we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

by richardisadick July 4, 2014

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021

I have brought peace

i have indeed brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire.

but i did not recieve the rank of master.

"i have brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire"

"Your new empire?"

by OkayJens September 18, 2020

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020

You have my word

Another way of saying ''You can trust me''

Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word

by 6Cist May 14, 2023

Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022