piano hands

hands with features of those who have played piano for a long time.

usually characteristics of long skinny fingers, hands look delicate and womanly.

usually seen on nerdy asian guys. a definite turnoff for girls.

"Oh my god. Did you see the guy in the first row? Ewwww... he has piano hands."

by pinkxbubboo February 11, 2008

No Hands

The art of wanking and/or doing things without using hands, mastered only by few and often confused with the force

i like wanking with No Hands

by Nitro1360 February 23, 2007

Foldy Hands

One who while talking dramatically, has a tendency to fold his or her hands in a crescent like shape. But not the the tasty crescents that the adorable pilsbury dough boy makes. Having foldy hands is not only on unattractive but also a sign of being a Piney, which is also very unfortunate. If you spot foldy hands, run away screaming.

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^what foldy hands look like

by Skippy McSkippster April 15, 2009

Computer Hands

The use of the hands to pretend type on a keyboard. often as used in story telling.

CM is likes to do computer hands when telling stories about his online Voyeuring.

by LouDoggNM October 2, 2009

foody hands

When your girlfriend touches you right after eating greasy or sticky food which sticks to your face or clothes and pretty much just pisses you off.

My girlfriend likes to eat "Cheetos" and then touches my face with her "foody hands"two seconds later. I don't need an ACNE dispenser on the spot for F_cks sake!!

by twistan 69 April 9, 2010

hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013

Fiery hands

When you masterbate so hard, the friction causes your hands to catch on fire.

Man, I had fiery hands last night!

by master bates alot May 11, 2014