Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating

"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."

by Kindagawky December 7, 2009

Grandma Fro

The haircut all grandmothers have. It's similar to an afro, though not as round and high on the top.
Derived from the word "afro."

I want the classic grandma fro-look, Jerry!

by Bruflot December 23, 2013

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

grandie

An informal gender neutral term for a grandparent.

My mom told me that grandie was a badass. They fought for trans rights back in their day!

by Lakua April 19, 2020

Genealogy Grandparents

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016