Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022

Goblin

𝗴𝗼𝗯·𝗹𝗶𝗻
/ˈɡäblən/

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

a previously unknown, unhyped NFT project that (of a price, volume, or amount) increases very steeply or rapidly

"Ima pick up a few floor pieces in case they goblin" - BluedipNFT

by BluedipNFT May 25, 2022

Gobloid

Cum and spit mixed together usually given to you by daddy xoxo

I gave her a gobloid last night and creamed my panties

by Gobloid June 3, 2022

Gobloid

Noun

A very dark and evil goblin.

(Usually used as an insult.)

He's such a gobloid, he tried to burn the bible.

by goblin.com June 9, 2022

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

Goblin

Kingchickensandwich

Aman: That guy acts just like a goblin

by ILikeToColor July 20, 2022

Goblin Style

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.

Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.

by Mogiew July 22, 2022