Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Gatekeeping

The act of talking to a friend or peer who is taking a shit.

Person 1: *answers phone* "hello"
Person 2: "hey, whats up?"
Person 1: "nothing really, just sittin around."
Person 2: "WRONG! your gatekeeping again."
Person 1: "ewwww"

by Ndyah Hcaz June 13, 2010

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.

What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.

by Cervexor April 10, 2010

gate vault

A gate vault is a Technique used in Parkour}. It is mainly used to get over high obstacles such as a tall fence which is too high to do any other vault over. A gate vault can have your legs flip over you or them just go to the side of you.

John came across a tall fence so he gate vaulted it.

by lee 2k8 June 21, 2008

Billy-goated

Having such rough intercourse that someone ends up in the Emergency Room.

“I billy-goated that girl so hard, she had to go to the hospital!”

by ambulancegurl13 July 9, 2018

grateful dead

The dance you do when you're stoned.

Goes a little something like this:

You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.

Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!

by Jack Townshend June 21, 2006

Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008