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Grandpa BFF

A term used by a young person to a refer to an older person who they are close with or want to be close with. For a female the term Grandma BFF is appropriate.
I wish I could hang out with William Shatner. He would make an awesome Grandpa Bff.
by Nes88 September 8, 2009
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Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating
"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."
by Kindagawky December 7, 2009
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Grandma Fro

The haircut all grandmothers have. It's similar to an afro, though not as round and high on the top.
Derived from the word "afro."
I want the classic grandma fro-look, Jerry!
by Bruflot December 23, 2013
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Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.
“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!
by Tristan412 May 17, 2019
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grandie

My mom told me that grandie was a badass. They fought for trans rights back in their day!
by Lakua April 19, 2020
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Genealogy Grandparents

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.
Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne
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Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma
by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017
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