Girlfriend

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.

by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019

Girlfriend.

Something you’ll never have

You will never have a girlfriend.

by Xx_pussyslayer15_xX May 26, 2018

Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.

Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.

by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018

Girlfriend

A good but weird person you love and frequently see. You would do anything for them BITCH.

Man im glad i have a girlfriend

by Sumyunggui July 21, 2018

Girlfriend

A best friend and fuck buddy

My girlfriend, is my best friend and my fuck buddy... it’s perfect

by Walmartb**** May 3, 2018

girlfriend bubble

When you get a girlfriend and forget all your other friends. Your girlfriend then becomes the only friend you have.

Dude 1: Where has Tom been? He doesn't come to our bro fests anymore.

Dude 2: Don't be expecting him anytime soon. He got trapped in a girlfriend bubble just last week.

by Amanda banana March 10, 2013

girlfriend

Something I really want but can't get

"Everyone has a girlfriend / boyfriend for the holiday, but I'm single for life!"

by LittleHedgehogOwO January 31, 2019