post coital fart

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

cup of fart

The following steps demonstrate the proper way to cup your fart.
1. Fart in your hand
2. Grasp the fart and quickly "throw" the fart at someone's face.
3. The unlucky receiver will smell your fart if the attack was performed correctly.
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Ima fix you up a stanky cup of fart.

Look out! Cup of fart!

by ERNTRON February 14, 2008

Fart Roulette

Where you are not sure if it one (a fart), but you spin the wheel anyway and take a chance. Usually played when sick. Sometimes ending with a change of underware, or a shower.

Man, I had the flu bad. I played fart roulette and hit the brown chips Dog!

by Tom-meee October 7, 2006

Faggot Fart

A fart that is liberated with a loose audible suggesting an unconstrained anus, very much like that of a loose anus caused by repeated anal sex.

Jim: (Farts with a loud loose sound.)

Tim: "Wow! That was a nice faggot fart."

by The Jolly Tamale September 25, 2009

fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter December 26, 2007

cook a fart

Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.

Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."

by Kaznasty July 18, 2009

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005