The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

TRUE OUT

True out is true out.
Open for interpretation like saying "bet" or "fuck" saying "true out" is universal and has infinite uses.

Man 1: Dude... 3ODs newest song is fire broskii

Man 2: true out, especially while trippin broskii

Man 1: true out

by _gr8misfit59_ November 19, 2019

True to life

A meme/example/description that's true to life - like true to size, except true to life.

I had a dream last night that I was packing for Mexico but I couldn't find anything to wear, which is true to life since I have no clothes

by Userphuser December 20, 2022

True crime

Noun a genre of books films products that focuses on real crime cases etc

I read a book It was very fun it was about a mass murder what a true crime story

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA

Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony

by Gbungper October 1, 2023

True Power

True power is the feeling of draining the life from your enemies with your bare hands. The feeling of being able to destroy planets with a simple wave of the hand. The feeling of playing God and Devil all at once. The feeling of controlling everything.

" Look, I have dedicated my life, surrendered my life, to a higher power-"
"That's the word. Power. That's what you seek. Not wealth, or control, or clout, no. True Power. How does that sound?"
"Intriguing..."

Hive to Gideon Malick (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 episode 15 "Spacetime")

by Ninja Army July 19, 2016