Failure 

me

Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!

Failure by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017

Failswitch Engage 

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

Failswitch Engage by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

miserable failure 

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

miserable failure by someone! January 9, 2008

Skin Failure 

A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

Skin Failure by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

Failchild 

A child of extreme failure.

A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.

Steve: (fucking stuff up) Oops, oops, oops, sorry!

Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!

Failchild by Failchild Numero Uno February 24, 2011

Failometer 

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008

failslut 

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.

Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol

failslut by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009