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The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt May 25, 2012
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the O'Reilly factor

the number describing the population of sex offenders in a community
I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...
by maelstr0m_X1 April 19, 2017
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Rolf's factor

A factor used in order to obtain the correct result for any equation.
-How do i solve, 11=9?
-Use Rolf's factor, R(11=9) now its correct.
by Wagio November 29, 2017
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Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
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X Factor

The term 'X Factor' refers to an element of 21st century marketing techniques which seeks to capitalize on the sleek, hip, inherent ultra-coolness of young people . . . somehow. No one is quite sure what X Factor really is. If you don't care about it, you've got it. If you want it, you don't have it.
Not to be confused with 'pizazz', which refers to an element of 20th century marketing techniques which sought to capitalize on the hip, fun-loving nature of young people . . . somehow.
Dick: "Your book is great, Tom, but it could use some more X Factor."
Tom: "What's that?"
Dick: "You don't know?"
Tom: "No."
Dick: "Well...that's why you need more of it!"
by teknoarcanist November 26, 2010
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Bailey Factor

Bailey factor is a measure of how hot the girls at your party are not. If there are a large amount of not hot girls compared to the number of dudes, then the Bailey factor is high. Vice Versa, the Bailey factor is low or zero.
YO, I went to this party and the Bailey factor was pretty large so I bounced the f out

3 Hot girls walk through the door with a fat chick; Bailey factor increases.
by Derka September 15, 2007
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factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!
'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom
by JackieC January 26, 2004
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