fart police

A person who is determined to figure out the source of a smelly fart.

Why is Bobby sniffing everyones ass. Someone must of called the fart police.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

Angel Fart

A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.

I was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.

by JSTrojan February 16, 2010

pumpkin fart

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.

That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.

by Bob33 November 3, 2007

urinal fart

The act of passing gas while standing at a urinal. Sometimes the trip to the urinal is made solely for the purpose of the urinal fart. Females are unable to partake in the urinal fart...for obvious reasons.

Man I've got to fart really bad I need to go make a urinal fart.

Did you hear that urinal fart, he must have been holding that ll day.

by Manic Med Student August 23, 2006

Vitamin Fart

It's a nungey smelling kind of fart that leaves a tang in the back of your throat and roof of your mouth.

J'heeeze Joey that's a rare vitamin fart!

by Joey Watling February 20, 2011

Brain Fart

Blurb in your head outta nowhere, train of thought goes weird

Whoops sorry Brain Fart

by Emily May 13, 2005

Bass Fart

When you are listening to music with or without friends and you yell "BASS FART!" right before you fart to add some bass to the song.

James and I were listening to music and out of the blue he yelled BASS FART and farted

by Recneps520 September 15, 2010