by Masochistic_catulus July 11, 2022
Get the Chaotic energymug. When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
Get the Brandon Rizzo Energymug. A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.
*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*
Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!
Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.
Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!
Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.
by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024
Get the Big Dick Energymug. Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.
by Car Wash Man January 10, 2023
Get the Big Viking Energymug. An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.
Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
Get the monster energymug. The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity
by Seamus March 24, 2023
Get the Small Dick Energymug. That flirty, nostalgic, low-key forbidden vibe you get from someone who feels almost like family — but not enough to stop your brain from being horny.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”
It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.
Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”
It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.
Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.
— “Why am I blushing? He’s literally just my friend’s cousin.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”
by Matt colaça May 13, 2025
Get the Hot Cousin Energymug.