Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021

Subway eater

Bisexual

“What sexuality are you?”
“Oh, I’m a subway eater!”

by Cloudzuwu April 21, 2021

Land Eater

A hurricane that literally eats land, land disappears after hurricane impacts, ocean replaces low lying land

The land eater, Ida, consumed large areas of the Louisiana coast.

by PsychicPotHead August 27, 2021

intensive eater

Someone who eats a lot while bulking to then gain more muscle

He is an intensive eater

by Jadoreurmam November 21, 2024

Pasta Eater

A slur used to discriminate against those poser ass fake ass not real ass Italians. God I wish Italians were real.

That Pasta Eater ass bitch touched my fucking pasta.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

Eater

urban legend that says "if you see me you will have days of nightmare and nights of great and do not go out at night...'

the eater found me i now see horific thing in the day oh god no no NO!...

by unknownuser79 May 15, 2017