Ball eater

Ball eater: Something that is really hard to do and usually results in failure or multiple falures

That test was a ball eater. That hydrolysis reaction ate my balls. Repairing that engine ate my balls.

by Steve Resaca July 8, 2010

porridge eater

a poor person; someone who can only afford to eat porridge

stupid porridge eater, can't pay the bills

by porridgefan December 14, 2010

cream esteem

When you cream a gloppy load of cum in a cunt that rejected you at first. When a twat initially rejects your ass then changes her mind and fucks you. You now have cream esteem. It's much like revenge fucking.

What a fucking cunt mongrelthat twat wouldn't even give me the time of day. Don't worry talk her into fucking you and get back your cream esteem. I just squeezed a gloppy loadin that bitches cornea that will show her. It doesn't matter if you cum in her ear, her asshole, in her left nostril, or cunt you have earned back your cream esteem. it's just like revenge fucking.

by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014

Dick Eater

a.) A delusional person who thinks their investment choices MUST succeed because of past performance. They are so sure in their blind hope that they're willing to swear they'll eat their dick if they're wrong.
b.) Idiot

John McAfee was so sure of his idiot plan he swore to eat his dick over it. Dick eater goes Nom nom nom, nom nom.

by Daniel Long November 24, 2018

grass eater

a slur typically used against native americans because colonizers thought that they only ate plants and used it as an insult

get out of here grass eater, we’re taking your land

by Mayella Neighze May 27, 2019

Crayon eater

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)

*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."

by Krispycannon June 28, 2021

white taco eater

a wanna be Mexican eating taco and making tacos out of corn when its supposed to be flour

look at that white taco eater over there eater a corn taco

by tacomunchers23689 April 12, 2022