A tiny white flight town minutes outside of Philadelphia. Lower middle class at best, east lansdowne boasts a fleetingly low number of intact white families. Filled with what used to be mostly catholic Irish, Italian and German families known for creating more children than they could reasonably afford. Most kids dream of moving somewhere "better" such as Clifton heights where many of them go on to buy shitty starter homes. There is not much (anything) to do, therefor underage drinking, walking around, cigarette smoking and loitering are prevalent among it's teenage population. If you have a pool or permissive parents then your house is a likely meet up point. Laced with wiggers but a surprising number of well-bred children go on to obtain proper careers and become high functioning adults.
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Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
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You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.
You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, today Chad got blown by Stacy and Lindsay in the bathroom"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"
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