Donkeypunch

A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkeypunch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experiance a lot better for the man Donkeypunching his partner.

"Oh yeah, fuck my asshole baby."
"Donkeypunch!"
"Huh?" *Turns head around*
*!$#%DONKEYPUNCH*

by Donkeypuncher5000 June 21, 2006

donkey

A football (soccer) play with physical presence but little ball control, passing or shooting ability. A donkey typically "hoofs" the ball.

"Emile Heskey couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo. He's such a donkey."

by madpaddad April 6, 2005

donkeyshow

a porn, usually a good one, involving a girl and a donkey giving each other head and pleasuring themselves with peanut butter

Alex's mom loves to participate in the donkey show on the spice channel.

by Lauren Barton November 1, 2003

Donkey Kong Pound

When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.

Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.

by Skrezinator March 15, 2007

donkey

Having a large ass like the animal the donkey.

Yo they got some donkey booty hoes at that web-site bigbootyclub.com

by Maurice November 15, 2003

donkey show

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A show where young girls which are often kidnapped are forced to copulate with a donkey.

Despite the fact that the girl was drugged up, there was no doubt that she would unlikely survive this inhumane practice called a donkey show.

by wise one5 May 17, 2008

Donkey kick

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."

by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003