Drunked-Up

When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!

Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right

hour later

Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up

by Mz. Get it Get it June 28, 2010

Nordic Drunk

playing on outdated gym equipment in a basement while you're drunk at a party

Isn't that a Nordic Track? That's from like 1991. I want to try it. Nordic Drunks rock

by Michelle Teel August 26, 2007

penguins drunk

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.

I had to slept outside because I was penguins drunk.

by Billy Bob Heinz December 1, 2007

Cunt Drunk

Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.

by Bronze John December 21, 2008

Too Drunk For This Chicken

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.

Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009

NAPO-Drunk

A whole new level of intoxication. Three football fields past blackout-drunk.

Symptoms of NAPO-Drunk include, but are not limited to: Talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to "pound it", hug people and using phrased such as "I got this on lockdown". In extreme situations someone who is NAPO-Drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and "hide" from people while calling himself a "ninja".

Wow! You were NAPO-Drunk last night. You woke up AGAIN wearing only your boxers, went into the kitchen and threw a shotglass down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal as a distraction for you as you ran out the back door and hid in the neighborhood. You didn't come back for 2 hours!

by Tara H. & Holden McGroin July 25, 2011

fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.

the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.

by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010