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Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010
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Douche Cock

A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
by Ripper47 May 1, 2010
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douche abyss

when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.
i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss
by leeloo913 July 15, 2010
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Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
by karment August 26, 2010
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douche ex machina

The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
by bry814 September 30, 2010
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douche tank

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags
Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.
by mrELsenor February 20, 2011
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douche nerd

A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.

This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011
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