Peter Griffin's Disease

See - Homer Simpson Syndrome

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.

by CYLAIS January 9, 2023

Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD)

Paralysis from the waist down for no apparent reason. Effects can be permanent. Only affects extremely humble and attractive individuals, most notably Ronald A Huffer.

Sam lives with Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD), he is so brave to continue, as well as handsome and charming.

by samyull March 20, 2023

Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.

Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.

by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023

The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

Toxic Totterdown Disease

The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.

Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease

by Liddypaws September 4, 2023

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023