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donkey slap

when somebody has passed out at a party, and then you whip out your dick and slap them with it on the face leaving an imprint of a dick.
"yo man, that girl passed out so i donkey slapped her face, go look at her face, it's fucking hilarious!!"
by Lyle V January 11, 2008
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donkey fuckee

Someone who gets fucked by donkeys
Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees
by Mandinga October 2, 2003
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fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.
ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.
by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006
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donkey punch

When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.
"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."
by lysopac September 6, 2006
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Donkey's Revenge

Donkey's revenge is when a girl has been donkey punched and decides to get revenge. While receiving anal sex from the male, she has a friend sneak into the room and just as the male is reaching climax, her friend punches the male in the back of the head, interrupting his orgasm and hopefully making him think twice before he tries a donkey punch again.
Angry about the fact that Peter had donkey punched her the previous week, the next time they had anal sex, Charlotte had her friend Bella come into the room and smash Peter in the back of the head just as he reached orgasm. After being on the receiving end of the Donkey's Revenge, Peter decided against Donkey Punching his girlfriend in the future.
by Sparkletits January 25, 2011
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okey dokey diet cokey

okey dokey diet(/lemon) cokey - meaning OK
used by someone that accepts that by saying it they are in fact an epic douche.
guy 1 'i'm off mate'
guy 2 'okey dokey diet cokey'
guy 1 '...you...er...you realise that you're a douche?
guy 2 'yeah...'
guy 1 'sick blad' *leaves*
by eggsonlegs January 18, 2009
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cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.
by volpoid September 25, 2006
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