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Dead chav

Chav cunt who is not alive anymore. Something to celebrate.
John: Hey look, there's a dead chav over there.
James: Yay!
by YOU, yeah, you! November 1, 2008
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DEADBEAT

A SELFISH SELF CENTRED LIER WHO MANIPULTES PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING THEIR TWISTED LIES, THEY ALWAYS BLAME THE OTHER PARENT. THE PARENT WHO IS RAISING THE CHILD, MOST COMMON LINE A DEADBEAT WILL USE IS
“IM NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THE KIDS” THEY MANIPULATE FRIENDS INTO FALLING FOR THEIR VICTIM STORIES AT TIMES THEY WILL EVEN SAY “IM A GOOD GUY” “I MISS MY CHILD” BUT WATCH WHAT THEY DO AFTER THEY TELL YOU THAT STORY,DO THEY GO AND CRY? OR DO THEY HOP ALONG AND ENJOY LIFE AS NOTHING HAPPENED?
THEY DON’T PROVIDE ANYTHING FOR THEIR KIDS THEY LIVE AS THE KIDS DON’T EXIST, THEY WILL LIKE OTHER PEOPLES PHOTOS OF THEIR KIDS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO FURTHER MORE PULL THE VICTIM CARD THEY BELIEVE THEIR OWN LIES THEY MEMORISE THEIR LINES AND LIES.
THEY WILL BUY PEOPLE THROUGH “LITTLE GIFTS” TO GET THEM TO SIDE WITH THEM.

IF ONLY THEY PUT AS MUCH EFFORT INTO TRYING TO BE A PARENT AS THEY DO INTO FOOLING PEOPLE WITH LIES AND FAR FETCHED STORIES.
NEXT TIME A DEADBEAT CRIES VICTIM ASK THEM WHEN THEY SAW OR TRIED TO SEE THEIR KIDS LAST ? OR PROVIDED ANTHING FOR THEM?
AND ASK FOR PROOF TEXT MSG ?PHONE CALL RECORD? SOMETHING ANYTHING?
THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PROVIDE ANY PROOF BECAUSE THEY ARE A DEADBEAT.
NEVER LISTEN TO A DEADBEAT BUT RATHER WATCH THEIR ACTIONS AND SOON YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH AND WHO THEY REALLY ARE #DEADBEAT
I’m not allowed to see my kid most common lie a deadbeat will tell
by Boss run August 11, 2018
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Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
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I’m dead

Skull emoji nigga I’m dead ☠️“
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deadbeat

usually describes a father who dosent pay his child support

also can describe a low class male , a broke male, cheap ass foodstamp collector, a inferior male
by big boz February 25, 2005
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Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children
Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005
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dead letter

a dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because the person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it
if u send a letter and the person dont get it and u dont get it back
by gashford April 9, 2004
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