Dave Dimachke

Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS

Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay

by mddimachke June 10, 2011

Dater whale

A larger than average amount of dater (data)

"Looks like we have a dater whale coming over that bus..." -Griff

by jamdunn October 21, 2011

Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.

"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"

by Harold Richards December 16, 2011

DaterWeight

When you manage to lose body fat quickly due to an upcoming and important date. When you want to look your best, by losing body fat quickly.

Jim: Wow, did you see Lisa recently? She was supposed to go out with Jack so she lost some serious daterweight.

Alan: I know, Lisa looks so hot when she's thin!

by Ricm101 June 13, 2012

Dave Dragonface

It's literally the most badass person in the world

He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.

by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012

Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.

Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.

by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.

Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal

by I*ESN December 17, 2013