Devon

A true motherfucker that can never get girls.

"Damn, Devon is always there for you but can never get laid."

by Kirkm0n January 3, 2024

Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.

Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."

by lateregistrant January 9, 2024

Devonah

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by gagreflex2006 January 20, 2024

Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”

Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

Devious Cough

A devious cough is a sneaky pneumonia like cough that always seems to come up around important times. Devious cough can also be the cause of coughing farts and are the beginning stages of crunchy cough.
Pronunciation:” RAHHH RUHH WHEEZE XXXXXX WHEEzE RUUUUHHH KKKKK RAHHHHH””

Friend 1:I have a Devious Cough today so i’m not coming to school.
Friend 2: i also have a dfc but im gonna risk it bc of the bullying speech i have to give..

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

Devon

a evil jerk that appears in the introductory video for i ready which is a satanic abomination.

I hate Devon

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

devolution

A species consciously choosing to make itself extinct by actions which stop it from reproduction.

The human race is in a process of devolution through removing the ability and willingness to reproduce.

by Tired old man February 29, 2024