When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.
yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
by ygygwang March 7, 2019
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More evolved form of sugar dating.
More evolved form of sugar dating.
I'm not on that sugar baby crap... I'm a honey dater now.
How did you get with that girl you was with last night at the party? She was super hot.
Honestly, she was my girlfriend for the night, a honey dater and I fuckin' love it. No headache, no stress just NSA fun. I'm going to meet up with her again this week, we going to be at Edgars get together. Can't get enough
How did you get with that girl you was with last night at the party? She was super hot.
Honestly, she was my girlfriend for the night, a honey dater and I fuckin' love it. No headache, no stress just NSA fun. I'm going to meet up with her again this week, we going to be at Edgars get together. Can't get enough
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A date that is strictly for getting the D
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When you are digitally communicating with a girl either online or via texting and everything is going great until you ask her on a date, then she stops communicating.
I thought things were going great with this girl i was talking to online. I texted her, she texted back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner with me sometime and..... she gave me the dinner date ghostie. Haven't heard from her since.
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