temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...

"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."

by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011

Crush

Someone You Have Strong Feelings For Even Though There A 0% Chance They'll Like You Back

"Why doesn't my crush like me.?"

by Sam Smiles May 5, 2017

crusades

A popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.

Muslim: Welcome to Jerusalem!
Crusader: (cuts Muslim's head off) Yay crusades!

by nehpets ttelfihs December 29, 2010

Couple Crush

When a couple (straight or gay) has a platonic "crush" on another couple, not sexual but idolizing them. Oftentimes, the "crushed upon" couple is older and has a little more life experience than the "crushing" couple. They are usually seen as mentors or the type of couple the "crushing" couple aspires to be.

"We went to dinner last night with Rebecca and Jon -- they are so cool and fun, I hope Kevin and I turn out just like them in 10 years!"

"OMG, Laney, you and Kevin have such a Couple Crush on Rebecca and Jon!"

by bonkk1 February 17, 2010

Crushin' it in the mix

A style of DeeJaying where you admit to being openly Gay, playing a Hollywood style of Mashups, hipster music, throw back 80's & Sabrina "boys"

References Dj Stonerokk, Dj AM, Dj, Roctakon, Dj EvilOne.

I crushed his Poopah, while he was Crushin' it in the mix .

by loverrrrr boyz April 24, 2007

Crush Dementia

The condition of having such a huge crush on someone that you completely forget how to do the simplest things.

Boy: You know we could have just used a different IM client to keep our private chats seperate from our work chats?
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.

by PiMPeRJ November 4, 2008

Crushing Video

A video where some sick fuck pays either a huge bitch, or a tall masculine Dominatrix to literally crush him by jumping on him while he is lying on a bed filming it, and faps to it later.

"dude, how the hell did you break your ribs?"
"watch my crushing video and you'll see"

by Nate Dawgy Dawg September 12, 2009