Shit cunt

by Rafiki ii April 12, 2019
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miserable cunt

1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.

2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.

3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.

4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!

by Slim Vision May 28, 2007
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Piece of Cunt

An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.
Sarah - "I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."

Gary - "C'mon you lazy piece of cunt."
by spizzeerascal September 18, 2009
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cookie cunt

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
by big cunt josh March 12, 2019
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cunt struck

Adj. (Australian vulg.) A short term psychological condition where a male will willingly forego social opportunities with other males (watching sport, drinking etc.) in order to enjoy sexual relations with a new female lover.
Where's Harry? I thought he wouldn't miss this (sporting event) for the world!

Nah mate, it's not surprising, he's totally cunt struck. He hasn't left the house for a week. Her name's Briony. Nice tits.

No shit?

Yeah.
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reverse cunt

The opposite of a cunt. When someone who's usually a cunt acts nice for a change.
OMG Henry, you're being a total reverse cunt today. Are you feeling okay?
by a_lion_s April 15, 2015
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Cunt Nugget

A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday
by lalaneihisapimp September 17, 2015
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