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Mary-christina

A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.
Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, no it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot...
by anonymous January 27, 2022
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sloane christianson

Sloane is the perfect girl and she has nice tizzles
Sloane Christianson <3
by Rhrhe March 23, 2022
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Rey Christian Arendain

A very clever man living in an Island found in the Philippines named Olango.
He's kind hearted and has a lot of community involvement activites.
He is pretty handsome inside out!
A.k.a. dj ianstein gwapo
You are somewhat of Rey Christian Arendain
by djiansteingwapo April 4, 2022
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leighton christine

see that leighton christine

yeah what about him

he’s a big anorexic man slag
by slagfacearse July 14, 2022
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Mechanical Christianity

A mechanical Christian is someone who claims to be a Christian, goes to church, attend all the meetings and services, but doesn't actually live the life of a believer.

They go to church likely because that's how they've been brought up. They wake up every Sunday morning and get ready for church, not because they're hoping to have an encounter with God, but because that little routine has always been a part of their life.

Dressing up and going to church every Sunday is just one of those weekend activities, that they've gotten accustomed to. Hence, they live a mechanical life.

They give tithes and offerings because it's customary to do so. They say grace before meals because it's customary to do as a Christian. But deep down within them, they have no real relationship with God.

They do these things out of habit, mechanically, and not because they have any real conviction in them.

This practice is called Mechanical Christianity.

"Having a form of godliness, but denying the power therefore." - 2. Tim 3:5
A: Sharon used to be a Mechanical Christian at her early life, but I'm glad she finally had an actual encounter with Jesus.

B: Now she comes to church not because she's expected to attend a church as a Christian, but because she actually wants to hear a message from the lord.

A: Yea, mechanical Christianity can lead someone into a false sense of being saved. Only true relationship with God brings enlightenment.
by Imagine Dragonlings October 22, 2022
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Fake Christian Trumpocrite

Term of endearment for Joel Osteen. Coined by renowned and well respected journalist Tara Dublin.
The Fake Christian Trumpocrite exploits people’s faith and trust to selfishly keep a glamorous luxury lifestyle at their expense.
by Aww230220 February 20, 2023
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Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.
"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."
by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023
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