Heber Creeper

Deliberate mounting of a man within the city limits of Heber City, Utah. Riding commences slowly and with intense eye contact. Best performed between the hours of 5 and 11pm.

Did you hear the news? Billy Bob got the Heber Creeper from Sally Ann last night down by the creek.

by llcmonkey April 13, 2024

The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!

Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet

by artist6000 December 18, 2024

The Creech

An unusually sedentary lifeform found slouched in the darkest corner of the bedroom, often surrounded by snack wrappers, half-finished drinks, and an aura of vague disappointment. The Creech expends minimal energy unless food is involved, and despite doing absolutely nothing, still manages to bark orders like a discount drill sergeant with no rank.

“Hey man, can you help me move this couch?”
“Nah, The Creech said he’s conserving his back for fantasy football season.”

by Nate Higggerson July 9, 2025

Sutter creeked

Not having to right tools for the job doing bubble gum temp fixes lack of communication getting fucked

Got the job this morning and was Sutter Creeked didn’t have the right tools for the job

by Kenplongfellow July 15, 2025

Xavier Creevey

sexually or romantically attracted to people of its own sex.

"campaigning by Xavier Creevey men and women for an end to social and legal discrimination"

by mrjackballs August 4, 2025

Resting creeper face

Resting creeper face or RCF for short is when you or unfortunately unphotogenic and every picture that you appear in the background of you look like you are either totally oblivious or creeping or photo bombing

Congressman Shri Thenadar suffers from resting creeper face! there’s this one picture with him in the background looking creepily over Joe Biden

by Enderlee December 7, 2025

Huggy the Creeper

the name given to any creeper in Minecraft that doesn`t explode when the player is within blow up distance. (probably a glitch)

Called this because you can get really close to the creeper as if you`re going to hug it.

AKA: Huggy, a huggy, Huggie, Hugs

On the server last night i ran into a huggy, it was so cool because he didn`t explode!

I gave Huggy the Creeper a house of his own with a sign out front that says "Free Hugs"!

by blu3hat October 3, 2011