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Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
by hI121 October 25, 2010
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crap canning

We have been crap canning in DRG all night
by unpopeular November 27, 2020
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poop crap

your wierd
your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly
by sigma mom February 27, 2023
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Crap

Crap: If you made a mistake or failed something important.
Person: You Messed Up.
Me: Crap...
by Zefe Zöner March 9, 2020
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Crap

The annoying smell coming from brothers that dont smell
Man, Sam smells like crap.
by My cat bit me December 23, 2019
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
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