clutch fuck

to finally sleep with a girl that you have been trying to get for a while.

"I finally slept with Olivia. She's such a clutch fuck."

by 16htbz November 17, 2006

clutch

a girl that knows how to handle a stick shift!

Amanda's such a clutch; she's put 6 guys into 5th gear just this week.

by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004

clutch

see: Joe Montana, quarterback of the 49ers

Joe Montana is clutch.

by PianoMan18 January 16, 2008

Clutch Girls

Girls with connections that know exactly what you need.

Jen and Lisa are my Clutch Girls!

by CLuTcHGiRLJeN December 18, 2008

Couch Surfer

homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.

"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.

by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

couch change

A boy/girlfriend who is not yet used to being a boy/girlfriend. A boy/girlfriend that is good sometimes but then will put his friends in front of you

My boyfriend isnt a priceless boyfriend nor is he worthless. He is about equal to couch change.

by A.Lam October 25, 2006

clutch

badass

that microwave is clutch

by jstrau October 2, 2010