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cookie monster

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore
1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.
by rattler182 August 1, 2007
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jizz cookie

No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.
Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.
by sausage tits February 8, 2009
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Queef Cookie

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.
by Mike Binz April 28, 2008
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gookie cookie

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.
I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.
by Aaron from Rochester August 30, 2005
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Cookietron

The result of placing wads of cookie dough too close together on a baking sheet. When heated, they merge like Voltron to form one huge cookie: Cookietron.
Dude, I put the whole package of dough into a pie pan and I've got the most awesome Cookietron. Grab a fork.
by Matt Hutson December 7, 2005
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Cookie boy

A boy who still practices the act of chivalry or writes poetry or reads. Really any boy that’s the leading man in a chick flick.
“My boyfriend brought me cookcies for no reason yesterday he is so sweet” “aww you have a cookie boy”
by Thotsallaround December 22, 2018
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Cookie

I love cookie's
by Myth-Afton December 8, 2020
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