Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...
Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.
When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.
by snigglefitz November 28, 2019
A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.
Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.
or
Gimme my change, change monkey!
or
Gimme my change, change monkey!
by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010
When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.
by Rylo K3n January 06, 2018
On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
Containers for change is a recycling scheme in Australia where you get $0.10 for any cans bottles that have the 10c mark on the back of it
I use containers for change to get pocket money
by zdog_wastaken November 02, 2023
by louist_91 August 28, 2021