Cookie Butt

the feeling you get after you take a shit where it seems like no matter how many times you wipe it feels like there are still poo particles around your ass.

"Man that was a messy shit. it gave me a bad case of cookie butt"

by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008

Cooka

Slang in Mendota Illinois for "Vagina".

Hey brittany fix your skirt I can see your cooka.

by Guitarlife17 November 3, 2010

Black Cookie

A Black mans cock asking if a girl wants to have sex with you

Hey girl you want some black cookie

by E10Jeffers December 21, 2007

cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.

by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007

cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

by Hu Jia September 17, 2004

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 February 12, 2008

Hero Cookies

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.

Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.

by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005