Coocheese

When a sweaty fat woman pulls apart her vagina lips and they resemble the pulling apart of a grilled cheese sandwich.

These bartenders are gonna have some nasty coocheese after this shift.

by Goochgobbler July 18, 2020

conchie

An unconvincing or ugly transvestite/ transexual

“You must be wasted ‘cus you just snogged a proper conchie”

by statsbadass July 22, 2009

Couchie

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 1, 2019

cootchie

Unknown verb, perhaps works.

I got a girl across town, she cootchie's all the time. Blind Lemon Jefferson

by George J. Myers, Jr. September 16, 2003

Coochiesniffer

Penis

He plays with his coochiesniffer all the time.

by Jacqui72 October 27, 2008

conchie

a young man, who always talks about his feelings for a girl, but never has the balls to ask her out.

Guy 1: OMG that girl is hot. She's gonna be in my bed tonight
Guy 2: dude, you said that yesterday. Stop being such a conchie

by katharineoferagon November 4, 2011

Bumping coochies

Bumping coochies means having sex between a man and a woman

My friend told me she was bumping coochies with this guy from the bar.

by Yinkayink4 May 10, 2022