Anti-Clever

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.

"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.

by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012

cleveland kliff-hanger

When team mate-1 known as the "door-man" hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the "pusher" than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the " vicinity known as the "klick" and farts on the victim. After this is accomplished, both fat-ass team mates(dont kid yourselves, you know you'r fat)evacuate the area as if they were being chased down by bigfoot. (wink wink)

jimmy hung on the end of a door and gave melissa a cleveland kliff-hanger.

by heather jimmyson October 30, 2006

Clovered

Cleverly covered; When a body part or inanimate object covers the breast area or genitals in a clever fashion, typically used in certain PG-13 and R rated movies.

I was hoping to see Jessica Alba fully naked in Machete, but she was clovered just enough to still leave nothing to the imagination.

by A D-bag October 6, 2010

cloverleaf

Driving around the freeway ramps while receiving a blow job When BJ is done you can continue your journey.

Sorry I'm late, I got a cloverleaf on my way over.

by 12bgd November 29, 2007

cloverpaw

Cloverpaw is a person who loves Bloodhound from Apex Legends, Cloverpaw is kind and cute, She likes hugs, She is a great Mastermind and loves everyone, She is a Don, She likes Sprite.

Person 1: Hi.
Cloverpaw: All f-father give me s-spriiiite.

by xLoserV January 6, 2022

clive muncher

anyone who enjoys eating muff for long periods of time

ben jones loves to clive munch all the time

by Mark March 16, 2004

Clodes

A nude photo where you are fully dressed and without sexual or explicit imagery

Girl: Don't send me nudes!
Boy: Why don't we send clodes instead?

by SRogers12 December 30, 2016