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close luck

Close luck is when you are close enough to witness something bad happen, but lucky enough to not be apart of it.
You witness a car accident happen, but you are not included in it. You would have close luck.
by TCCGG4LIFE December 31, 2013
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closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016
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close the god damn door

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs
by I’m totally trash October 4, 2017
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Cloete

The art of both impressing and disappointing a lady sexually at the same time.
Wow, someone just gave me a Cloete and I don’t know how to feel about it!
by DrDooBigWang May 2, 2019
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Starbucks Close

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.
Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."
by Shullie February 7, 2010
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Looky Closey Thingy!

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.
Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?
by Pumkie March 10, 2018
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You've seen one close

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.
by The other Agent August 26, 2010
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