Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008

closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

by Pimpin November 20, 2004

closeted

Not me.

I'm not cloested.

by DaMan November 6, 2003

closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.

The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.

by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006

close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!

CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?

by kcisnotawelse December 3, 2007

closet hippy

someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.

Person 1: "You are such a closet hippy"
Person 2 (wearing tie-dye): "No Im not!!!"

by Snowboard Chick November 28, 2009

Close but no cigar

In the 19 century cigars were given as prizes at county fairs. If you didn’t win they would shout. “Close but no cigar!”

I came in second place. Close but no cigar.

by Mzbinks October 12, 2018