frat child 

A frat star who resembles a young child, but still frats hard.

He looks too young for a beer, what a frat child.

frat child by Fratam Sandler December 7, 2010

Dog Child 

Noun; a female teenager who tries to befriend peers older than her in an attempt to reach goals, such as, hooking up with older guys, getting "messed up", or just trying to be cool in general

That Dog Child would not stop staring at him at the OAR concert!

Hey, at least the Dog Child paid for the bottle!

Dog Child by NikkitaParks June 3, 2011

four legged child 

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

four legged child by vamosver April 19, 2017

bad child 

Someone who steals signs from a national park while their aunt, two cousins, brother and grandma are in the car. Especially the "Woodsey Owl says don't litter" sign. Sometimes referred to as a risk taker.

Antonym: BAMF or bad ass mother-fucker

Trevor: I was such a risk taker when i stole that sign.
Eryn: yeah, you were a very bad child.

bad child by lifesavers October 20, 2008

Smol Gremlin Child

a smol gremlin child is a person who is a) extremely small b) looks like a gremlin and c) could be passed as a child

Person: “Wow! Abby is such a smol gremlin child! I can use her head as an foot rest!”
Person B: “I know right? She’s like a two inch gremlin!”
Person: “I literally thought she was a child!”

Smol Gremlin Child by totally not kieto March 29, 2019

Boy Child 

a boy therefore a non-grown man who has yet to take on the responsibilities of being a proper gentleman and is therefore regarded at a total douche bag because he lacks the morals, sense, and propriety of a proper man

that dude that started crying when he got kicked out of the club... such a boy child!

Boy Child by ...do you REALLY want to know? February 6, 2010

Baby Child 

The youngest, sometimes spoiled and often sassiest in a series of 2 or more siblings.

Note: known to throw temper tantrums if they do not get their way.

Good god that sure is one spoiled rotten baby child!

Baby Child by chrisemc May 22, 2008