ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021

Christian Chang

When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side

Watch me do this Christian Chang.

by tracknation66 November 8, 2017

Chump change

Money that is such a small amount that the person who has it wouldn't care if they lost it.

I buy $20 stratch off tickets all the time, because its just chump change to me.

by Stlduchess March 28, 2019

Changed

A shitty ass game about goo latex furries raping a child and all the players fathers instantly abandoned them

Man 1: Hey dude what you playing. Man 2: Changed. Man 1: I'm calling the police

by Hitler Sex November 25, 2021

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?

Another word for a pick me

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023

Changed

A video game where liquid furries try to turn you into a furry, both in the game and in real life. (Note: Will not turn you into an anthro animal-person IRL.) Created for, and by, transformation fetishists who also happen to be furries. Not for the faint of heart.

Look, I don't even know what to put in the examples, but I do know I have to put the word "Changed" somewhere.

by Charuzu July 19, 2023