Cloud busting

to overcome periods of depression or depressive thought; to be able to reframe negative or depressive thoughts into positive more joyful ones

Once I started cloud busting the depressive, dark and heavy clouds of thought I felt like a new happier person again!

by GoddessianQueen August 27, 2022

rubbin my business

Whacking off, jackin off, beating your meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, yankin etc..

Give me a quick 15 while a rub my business.
"im not gonna rub his business"
"fuck off im rubbin my business"

by rmb16 May 28, 2015

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

ain’t the business

When your employer assigns you a task that is useless and is detrimental to sales.

Having Kalder, Chris and Zachary work with RJ ain’t the business man, what was she thinking when she made the schedule?...

by Zachariah94 September 1, 2018

None of your business

A thought-terminating cliché used to quell any critical thinking that may be used to expose someone's immoral/irresponsible/sordid actions and behaviours.

While there are occasions where this phrase is justified, most often than not it's used unjustifiably.

JUSTIFIED USE:
"So are you two sleeping together??"
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business"

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
*father verbally abuses their children on the bus*
Bystander: Excuse me but you should really treat your kids better
Father: Mate that's none of your business! Piss off!

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
Person 1: You shouldn't be smoking here, it's a smoke-free zone
Person 2: None of your business man

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

busting

Gagging for a crap

The curry from the night before meant he was busting through the entire meeting

by Hamish March 13, 2003