Polk county breakfast

When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!

by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021

Breakfixed

Word used by dumbies to say 'breakfast'.

I'm starving. Lets go to Denny's for some breakfixed.

by Micjager April 30, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

Bong Hit!

by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004

breakfast of champions

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest

Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak

by richy34 December 14, 2010

Irish Breakfast

When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.

Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!

by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017

Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

Breakdance

a hip way of dancing, may be demonstrated by spinnning on ur head.

Im a gonna breakdance my way to the bathroom.

by Dr. T February 6, 2004