Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.

That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.

by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Brandon

Ultra sweaty try hard who has no life. Also has Demascus on COD which means he has no life.

Oh man that guy was a total Brandon!

by Commander Abominable August 9, 2020

Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus

Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet

Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass

by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020

Brandon <3

brandon is very super extra cute.
you’ll never NEVER find someone cuter :P

Theona : Brandon <3 is fucking cute :3
Everyone else : Yes exactly :)

by theona <3 December 13, 2020