Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019

.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021