The Billy Zane

The act of urinating into a woman's nose so that the urine drains into her lungs and affects the sound of her voice until she sounds like Billy Zane.

I pounded so much piss into her nostrils that she sounded like The Billy Zane.

by Barf McStoppelhaus January 14, 2010

riding billy

a guy and a girl are alone in a truck where he is riding in the middle while she drives. Named after the first bozo we ever saw do it.

LeRoy: Hey Bryan, did you see Billy sitting in the middle seat while Michelle was driving her truck?

Bryan: Yeah, when it's the other way around we call that something else. Guess we'll call this "Riding Billy" now.

by Shaft369 June 10, 2010

Billed the Intern

The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".

I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.

by Sid Barrett January 17, 2008

Billy Crystal

Slang for methamphetamine.

Yo, anybody know where I can find Billy Crystal?

by bamerdope January 18, 2014

Billy Carnes

1. Sexy
2. Baked

1. Damn, look at that kid, he sure is Billy Carnes!

2. Yo, I smoked a fat ass blunt last night and got soooo Billy Carnes.

by a;sldkfjgh October 18, 2008

billy big pants

Someone who lacks intellegence but is kind of funny and you don't mind hanging out with them cause they make you laugh.

Pip just road his skateboard off the roof of our house on a dare. What a billy big pants.

by Concierge June 11, 2006

billied

To incorrectly finger a girl so that your fingers enter her butthole and pleasure her until your fingers become covered in her feces.

Dude, I billied that panther last night.
Sweet man, maybe her forehead will get smaller.

by TimTebow October 3, 2009