beardimony

The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard

Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week

Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

by Gcolo December 14, 2006

bead bath

A sexual act in which the woman inserts anal beads into the man's anus and then after letting it stay there for a while, yanks it out, allowing the man's feces to fall all over the bed. Once the feces' are there the woman then rolls around on them and fills her body with the man's feces. The man then has sexual intercourse with her.

After Angela had a bead bath, she could not take off the smell of shit out of her body for a whole week!

by doralover20 August 12, 2009

manal beard

Overly long hair sprouting from the rear of humans. Both the male and the famale sex's may have a Manal Beard. The word originated by the merging of the words "Mane" , meaning the long hair found on the back of the neck of such animals as Lions or Horses, and "Anal Beard", which the name for hair growing from human cracks in their bottoms. If a person has a Manal Beard, they're hair is much longer than those who have Anal beards. This gives them disdain in some cultures (because it usually seen as unhygeinic and full of clagnuts), but respect in others (because it is seen as a wise man who has such a long beard).

1. "I have combed my manal beard this morning."
2. "He must be a wize and important man to have such a lengthy manal beard"
3. Johnny's manal beard got caught up in the shaver blades.
4. "Yuk, that manal beard is full of dangle berries!"

by Junior Leaders 02 February 4, 2006

Brown Beard

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.

Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!

by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

by Zof Ynneb October 18, 2008

Beadle

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."

by IAMBEADLE October 21, 2008

Beard

Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")

Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!

by Hewoah August 11, 2010