ok bald

when someone with a shaved head weighs in their opinion

person with shaved head: Harry’s house isn’t even that good

Emily: ok bald

by grodybrody June 7, 2022

snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan

Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”

by Michael Hunti June 9, 2022

Kemi Badenoch

Unknown person who wants to be the Prime Minister, yet somehow still lost to the most incompetent person ever, Rishi Sunak.

Person 1: I hope Kemi Badenoch wins.
Person 2: Who the FUCK is Kemi Badenoch?
Person 1: An MP.
Person 2: Irrelevant.

by biggest scumbag August 11, 2022

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.

Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…

by 25lilh October 17, 2022

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023

Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023