Demetrius-Bagley Syndrome

(noun) /Duh-MEE-tree-us BAG-lee SYN-drome
(1). an especially rare podiatric medical condition with unknown cause, characterized by its visual symptoms proceeding in the ordinary course
(2.) also known as Demetrius-Bagley Foot Syndrome

Globally, very few people are survivors of the slow Demetrius-Bagley Syndrome, with small, isolated populations exclusive to northern Minnesota.

by demetrius-bagley alliance March 21, 2026

Tea bagel

To put ones anus onto another's forehead in the manner of tea bagging

"I thought he was going to tea bag me but he gave me a tea bagel instead"

by That_one_witch December 17, 2025

Bag the Baglan

Refers to a girl who is bangable but you would have to put a bag over her head to semi-enjoy it

I was dying to hook up with this hot girl the other night, but she left the bar early so I had to bag the baglan instead. Tuffffff

by BDeee August 1, 2011

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.

I need to start toasting the bagel bro.

by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

Magel fk Bagel

Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp

Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel

by Jdfkg January 30, 2018

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018