You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...

Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Being a Jasmine

When you make fun of the way someone cum smells

Omg the cum on my chest smells weird. That’s just me being a Jasmine.

by Mr. Poseidon August 8, 2023

being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.

Dude Micheal is being microwaved

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

Being a freddy

The act of being toxic and a complete asshole to another person. Often associated with narcissists.

Nick : you are such an idiot i hate being your friend, you are such a loser

Emily : dude you are being a freddy right now.

by womenslayerxxxx April 24, 2024

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Being a Duster

Whst your friend calls you when you promise to give your friend your duster. But then you take a long time to give it and your friend gets impatient.

"Jake lets get the 1:50 train"
"No"
"You're being a duster"

by Gavst3rr April 29, 2024

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024