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"blue-barrel" guy

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A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.

This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
by herculoidz February 19, 2012
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the barracuda

A female pimp. A female that attracts other females. A female that lures other females to her male partner. The female wing man.
The barracuda will go get her for me.

Sally,searching the room for her next target-a girl for her friend-is the epitome of the word barracuda.
by SallyMae September 19, 2013
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hog barrel

The girl thought that the kid sitting next to her was a total squid, but she soon found out that the kid was equipped with his very own hog barrel, so she fucked him.
by lo Bessy October 26, 2013
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twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp
Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel
by Boi_1 June 17, 2018
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Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.
“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018
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Double barrel shart barf

When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.
by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020
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Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.
Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.
by snaileyestalks April 26, 2021
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